harambe memorial webpage

 

harambe did nothing wrong apart from this


secret conspiracies here here and here

treasonous lies

 

"We gorillas are sustained by banannas, even when mocked as reckless and crazy!
If there's a small child in our way, then we drag it along!
If there isn't a responsible parent then we teach one ourselves!
The banannas of our souls unpeel with a perfect split!
Even when trapped by cincinatti's enclosure...
The dreams we left behind will open the zoo!
Even if the zookeepers stand in our way!
Our silver backs will determine what will be!
We'll break through time and space!
And defy all who would let their kids wander off,
by grabbing hold of their progeny!
Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann!
JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE?!"