My Computer Box Page

On this page I you will talk about my computer and banter about how much I hate Macs

Q: What is the difference between a MAC and an elephant?
A: An elephant never forgets.

Q: What does a MAC and an elephant have in common?
A: They're both big, bulky, slow, fat, and grey.

Q: A high performance MAC and and a high performance IBM are in a store display window. A customer walks into the store. Which one does he choose?
A: The high performance IBM. There is no such thing as a high performance MAC.

Q: What's the difference between a MAC and a rock?
A: About three IQ points.

Q: What does Santa Clause bring to exceptionally rotten children during the Christmas season?
A: A MAC (we all saw that one coming)

Q: What do you get when you dissect a frog and remove its nervous system?
A: Two MAC motherboards.

Here is some technical support:

How to add a new graphics card without ruining your PC?

1. Put in a disk that comes with the grahics card and install the software that is needed to run the graphics card. (Please make sure you this. I made this mistake before... its not pretty)

2. After its installed the software, shut down your PC, pull out the power lead and open up your PC.

3. Go round the back of your PC and remove a slot cover that will allow you to slot in your graphics card.

4. Slot it in its PCI, AMD or PCI-E slot, push it in as far and as hard as you can, then close up your PC.

5. Restart your PC and it should work. Good Job.

Here's a rough idea of what the inside of your PC should look like, you can use to help you understand where everything needs to go, unlike Adam who didn't know where everything was even though it was right in front of him.

People need to understand that Vista isn't as bad others make it out to be, I've been a proud user of Vista for three months and have had no glitches with it what so ever. It runs like a dream and works perfectly with the games I play on my computer like Team Fortress 2 and Left 4 Dead, as originally console games like Mass Effect work just as well if not better on my fantastic PC running with the just as immaculate Vista OS. Should you have any bugs with your Vista OS, although unlikely in my honest opinion, I'll post some technical support at some point to help you the best I can.

Lets take a break and enjoy some good ole strongbad getting a virus