This is an URGENT public service announcement. We have lost all of our doughnuts! And we are running low on Coffee!!!
Please read this appeal. Because nobody else will.
PLEASE REPORT ANY SIGHTINGS OR MURDERS ASSOCIATED WITH THE "BRAIN FEEDER" MURDERS DIRECTLY TO THE SUBMISSIONS FORM ON THIS WEBSITE. Make tracking me down even harder!
ANY OTHER QUERIES, PLEASE USE THE SEARCH BAR LOCATED UNDERNEATH THE SUBMISSIONS FORM. If this broken, poorly made website even works.
Like they will catch me...
That moronic detective coud not even catch a cold with a wet nose in a childrens playschool
THANKYOU ...for all the fish
SUBMSSIONS FORM
SEARCH THE POLICE DATABASE odd.... this doesnt appear to go anywhere police related
hidden messages? where?
Perhaps there is more than meet the eye here, no?
Or perhaps you should get off silly websites and get back to work, hmm?
Well. Why are you still here? GET BACK TO WORK AND MAKE YOUR BRAIN OH SO DELECTABLE!
Stay tuned kids...
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